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I found my two best friends in my own bed ! They saw me and smile. I took a gun and locked them. They were afraid and raised their hands.
I shot Matthew first, the bullet between both eyes. Then I take Mia by her neck and I begin to strangle her. She died very fastly, mouth and eyes opened ... I leave the two corpses of my ex best friends dead in their barefeet sitting in my own bed ... I took a last picture of them for remember this day ...
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